Dear Yuletide writer
Nov. 11th, 2009 11:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hildigunnurIt's the time of the year when Yuletide creeps upon you. So dear Yuletide writer, you got assigned little old me. Well, crazy little old me.
I do hope you are not tearing out your hair over my pretty open requests. But I'm pretty easy to please really. I like fluff, I like angst, I enjoy the occasional darkfic. I don't squick easily (more on that later) and I don't have any triggers or at least not any I've encountered in my eight plus years in fandom.
I don't have any particular dislikes that I expect to crop up. My dislikes have always been fandom specific and let's not go there. You really don't want hear about how much I hate Ron-bashing since you are not going to write me a Harry Potter fic.
My squicks can be summed up in one word: bloodplay. Well, also watersports and scat but I won't be half as disappointed if you inadvertently include scat than you'd include bloodplay. Don't ask why. It would be true teal deer.
So yeah, basically I'm easy to please and I will probably love your fic.
Let's get down to individual fandoms.
Drop the Dead Donkey
Characters: Any
Request: I'd love some of the usual shenanigans of the Globelink News newsroom. It can be gen, het or slash. It's all good with me.
Go wild with the ships and even the sex if you want to write such a fic. I think last year I requested an orgy. All I ask for is that I'll recognize the charactersin the morning.
Green Wing
Characters: Alan Statham/Boyce
Request: I'd love some Alan Statham/Boyce. Feel free to throw in green dwarves, radiology jokes and fair amount of kink.
Pretty much what it says on the packaging. You can include the other characters as much as you want - I wouldn't mind a lot of Sue White and Guy Secretan. Use Angela sparingly if at all.
RPF - Take That
Characters: Mark Owen/Robbie Williams
Request: I'd love some Robbie/Mark where they are fun and cute and total lads.
Yeah, this means I prefer to read about them in the pre-Robbie departure days when Mark and Robbie were ridiculously twinkie. You can go as realistic as you want. I mean, I've read Gary Barlow's autobiography but you can also fluff it up.
A Bit of Fry and Laurie
Characters: Any.
Request: I'd love any bit of Fry and Laurie but especially John/Peter and/or Tony/Control.
Seeing how ABoFL is a sketch show, I just want you to pick the sketches you'd like to write and go there. The John and Peter and the Tony and Control sketches are amongst my favourite so I'll light up like a Christmas tree if you pick them to write about.
I do hope this has made you feel all warm inside and you are now dancing a merry jig in celebration because you were assigned my requests. Well, probably not but I do hope you are done with the screaming at least. ;)
If you are still curious about my likes and dislikes, feel free to check out my rec list. It used be Harry Potter-only but has now plethora of Supernatural and CWRPS fics and then you can find the occasional other stuff. And if you think reading my own writing might help you, check out this list of my fics.
I do hope you are not tearing out your hair over my pretty open requests. But I'm pretty easy to please really. I like fluff, I like angst, I enjoy the occasional darkfic. I don't squick easily (more on that later) and I don't have any triggers or at least not any I've encountered in my eight plus years in fandom.
I don't have any particular dislikes that I expect to crop up. My dislikes have always been fandom specific and let's not go there. You really don't want hear about how much I hate Ron-bashing since you are not going to write me a Harry Potter fic.
My squicks can be summed up in one word: bloodplay. Well, also watersports and scat but I won't be half as disappointed if you inadvertently include scat than you'd include bloodplay. Don't ask why. It would be true teal deer.
So yeah, basically I'm easy to please and I will probably love your fic.
Let's get down to individual fandoms.
Drop the Dead Donkey
Characters: Any
Request: I'd love some of the usual shenanigans of the Globelink News newsroom. It can be gen, het or slash. It's all good with me.
Go wild with the ships and even the sex if you want to write such a fic. I think last year I requested an orgy. All I ask for is that I'll recognize the characters
Green Wing
Characters: Alan Statham/Boyce
Request: I'd love some Alan Statham/Boyce. Feel free to throw in green dwarves, radiology jokes and fair amount of kink.
Pretty much what it says on the packaging. You can include the other characters as much as you want - I wouldn't mind a lot of Sue White and Guy Secretan. Use Angela sparingly if at all.
RPF - Take That
Characters: Mark Owen/Robbie Williams
Request: I'd love some Robbie/Mark where they are fun and cute and total lads.
Yeah, this means I prefer to read about them in the pre-Robbie departure days when Mark and Robbie were ridiculously twinkie. You can go as realistic as you want. I mean, I've read Gary Barlow's autobiography but you can also fluff it up.
A Bit of Fry and Laurie
Characters: Any.
Request: I'd love any bit of Fry and Laurie but especially John/Peter and/or Tony/Control.
Seeing how ABoFL is a sketch show, I just want you to pick the sketches you'd like to write and go there. The John and Peter and the Tony and Control sketches are amongst my favourite so I'll light up like a Christmas tree if you pick them to write about.
I do hope this has made you feel all warm inside and you are now dancing a merry jig in celebration because you were assigned my requests. Well, probably not but I do hope you are done with the screaming at least. ;)
If you are still curious about my likes and dislikes, feel free to check out my rec list. It used be Harry Potter-only but has now plethora of Supernatural and CWRPS fics and then you can find the occasional other stuff. And if you think reading my own writing might help you, check out this list of my fics.