A whole harbour full of ships

[hildigunnur]

OK, here are my answers to the shipping meme from yesterday.

sigrundora asked for a lot of fandoms. She be crazy so my answers kind of reflect that.

Wonderfalls
OTP: I‘ve watched what ... three episodes?
Runner-up: the sister and her lesbian lover
Honorable mention(s): I don‘t know.
Crack pairing(s): Main girl and the messed up lion statue
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: I don‘t even know.

Leverage
OTP3: Hardison/Parker/Eliot
Runner-up: Hardison/Parker
Honorable mention(s): Hardison/Eliot, Eliot/Parker
Crack pairing(s): Hardison/geekery, Parker/diamonds,
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: Nate/Sophie

Jane Austen
OTP: Darcy/Lizzie FTW.
Runner-up: Anne/Wentworth
Honorable mention(s): Bingley/Jane, Marianne/Brandon, Elinor/Edward, Catherine/Henry
Crack pairing(s): Wickham/liquer, Willoughby/Shakespeare‘s Sonnets, Lizzie/Charlotte, Collins/Lady Catherine
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: Emma/Knightley

Kane
OTP: I don‘t do bandom unless it‘s Take That or East 17.
Runner-up: Seriously.
Honorable mention(s): I like The House Rules a lot but that‘s a song.
Crack pairing(s): Rattlesnake Smile/The House Rules/ Whiskey in Mind
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: Christian Kane/sigrundora

House
OTP: House/Vicodin
Runner-up: House/Wilson
Honorable mention(s): House/Cuddy, Chase/Cameron
Crack pairing(s): Foreman/Big Love
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: House/Cameron

Mercy
OTP: I haven‘t seen one episode
Runner-up: I don‘t even know what it‘s about.
Honorable mention(s): Except Kate Mulgrew wears trailer trash clothes.
Crack pairing(s): I don‘t know.
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: Like I would have any idea.

Dark Angel
OTP: Joshua/Anna
Runner-up: Max/Alec
Honorable mention(s): Max/Original Cyndi
Crack pairing(s): Alec/Joshua
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: Max/Logan

Bones
OTP: Hodgins/Angela
Runner-up: Booth/Brennan
Honorable mention(s): Booth/Brennan/Sweets
Crack pairing(s): I don‘t know of any.
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: Erm, none?

STV
OTP: I don‘t have an OTP.
Runner-up: No ship at all for it.
Honorable mention(s): Lalalala.
Crack pairing(s): Q/everyone.
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: I neither like nor dislike any ships when it comes to Voyager. Shocker I know.

Star Trek XI
OTP: Kirk/Spock
Runner-up: McCoy/Kirk, Spock/Uhura, Spock/McCoy
Honorable mention(s): Kirk/Gaila, Sulu/Chekov
Crack pairing(s): Erm ... Kirk/Spock/McCoy/Sulu/Chekov/Scotty/Uhura/Gaila
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: Nero/anyone


The Plaid Alliance (with all subsections and wannabe cardholders) aka CWRPS
OTP: Jared/Jensen – what else?
Runner-up: Jensen/Danneel
Honorable mention(s): Tom/Mike, Jeffery/Jared/Jensen, Misha/Jared/Jensen
Crack pairing(s): Chad/douchiness
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: What?

Green Wing
OTP: Dr Alan Statham/Boyce
Runner-up: Joanna/Sue
Honorable mention(s): Mac/Caroline
Crack pairing(s): Guy/Guyball, Guy/Martin/Joanna (so incestuous)
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: Angela/anyone

Battlestar Galactica
OTP: Baltar/Six
Runner-up: Bill/Laura
Honorable mention(s): Kara/Sam, Billy/Dee
Crack pairing(s): Bill/Galactica, Saul/booze
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: Little Lee Lardass/Kara

The wonderful queenriley asked for the following fandom:

Harry Potter
OTP: Ron/Hermione
Runner-up: Harry/Ron
Honorable mention(s): Harry/Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Draco, Fred/Angelina, Dumbledore/Grindelwald , Remus/Sirius
Crack pairing(s): Too many to mention, people.
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: LOL. Where should I begin? But I‘m going to give this honorable mention to Charlie/Hermione because I‘ve irrational hatred of that pairing. My hatred of Harry/Hermione is very rational. ;D

janni and lnhammer brought in the Icelandic sagas.

Egils saga
OTP: Egill/poetry
Runner-up: N/A.
Honorable mention(s): This ship belongs in Laxdæla but since they are mentioned in Egils saga, Ólafur Pá/Þorgerður Egilsdóttir plus this ship has a tiny bit to do with my existence (well, so do few other ships in Egils saga but I like this one the most).
Crack pairing(s): Egill/Gunnhildur, Brák/Skallagrímur (only if she‘s a domme).
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: I‘ve no idea.

Njáls saga
OTP: Kári/Hildigunnur
Runner-up: Kári/Flosi
Honorable mention(s): Gunnar/Njáll, Höskuldur/Hildigunnur
Crack pairing(s): Skarphéðinn/his axe
Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't: Gunnar/Hallgerður.