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hildigunnurIn the grand tradition of me taking lists of beautiful and/or sexy people from magazines and give you my commentary, I bring you Company's 100 Sexiest Men in the World voted by Company readers. (Caution: My commentary might be snarkier than usual 'cause dude, the reader of Company do have weird taste.)
100. Mel Gibson
Come on. He's past the best of date by like fifteen years. Plus he's a bit insane, not in a good way.
99. Al Pacino
OK, a better granddaddy to put there than the Gibson but still. He was sexy. Today he's geriatric.
98. Will Mellor
Some British TV actor. Has bulging muscles so I see why some might like him. Still he's one of those guys who has like no lips which I find off-putting.
97. John Cusack
John Cusack deserves to be much higher on the list. He's a doll baby.
96. Harvey
I think he might be a reality show contestant. Kind of cute on the little picture next to his name.
95. Eminem
I hope this is one of the cases where people find talent sexy.
94. Craig David
He's starting to look so old. (He's two years younger than me *facepalms*)
93. Adam Levine
Ah, the singer in Maroon 5. Has soulful eyes. Some chicks dig that.
92. Andy Garcia
Again past the best of date.
91. Keith Urban
Kind of cute. Cute country singer, you don't see them often.
90. Sean Bean
Only #90? What a disgrace. The man oozes sex. Open yer eyes, Company readers!
89. Eric Bana
Come on, he's top 10 material - not bottom 80. *am appalled*
88. Dougray Scott
Also deserves to be higher on the list.
87. Will Young
A total sweetie pie.
86. Rio Ferdinand
Meh.
85. Jon Bon Jovi
OK, a lot of girls are Bon Jovi fans. *gives up*
84. Alan Rickman
It is to be noted he's a new entry (this is a yearly list) but he hasn't done anything high profile since the PoA film. I smellSnape Alan Rickman fangirls.
83. Johnny Knoxville
Come on, that guy is an utter knob-head.
82. Jason Merrelles
Phil from Queer As Folk UK? OK ... *backs aways slowly*
81. Gavin Henson
Mr Charlotte Church. Has an impressive six pack, also rugby is a manly sport (and very, very slashy) but I think Charl (they call her that in the tabloids) can have him.
80. Ben Freeman
British soap opera guy. Not all that.
79. Cristiano Ronaldo
One of the reasons why I did watch some of the Euro 2004 games. :D
78. Art Malik
British TV actor. Company seems to be stunned that he's there too.
77. Richard Gere
*yawn*
76. Charlie Simpson
Him from Busted, right? Yeah, no.
75. Paul Walker
I see the attraction but he really honestly doesn't do anything for me.
74. Viggo Mortensen
Nr. 74? Are you insane? Have the readers of Company stopped having wet dreams about Strider or what?
73. Russell Crowe
He can be a good actor but he's way too much of Neanderthal in real life to register that high.
72. Robert De Niro
Yeah, belonged there 25 years ago. That's a quarter of a century.
71. Olivier Martinez
Well, he's nice to Kylie. It's good to have nice men on the list.
70. Jonathan Ross
What? Huh? (OK, he appears to have gone on a diet and that might explain it).
69. James Denton
Ah, one of the Desperate Housewives guys. Meh.
68. Martin Henderson
Bride and Prejudice guy! Is HOT. (Not as hot as Aishwarya Rai though).
67. Lemar
Some boring R'n'B guy. Yeah, boring.
66. Darius Danesh
He looks so sleazy.
65. Harrison Ford
Past the date for me. Not for Calista Flockhart though.
64. Duncan James
Him from Blue, right? Looks like someone's idiotic brother.
63. Matt LeBlanc
Never wanted to sleep with Joey.
62. Lee Sharpe
You are kidding me, right? Reality TV apparently can revive past-it footballer (for god sake, he ended up playing football in Iceland).
61. Jared Leto
He's pretty. *purrs*
60. Christian Bale
Yup, yup.
59. Antonio Banderas
I've never been one for the latin lovers. Plus he really likes his women to be like a greasy pizza if Melanie Griffith is something to judge by.
58. Shane Ritchie
Looks like someone's uncle.
57. Ronan Keating
Lost his lustre when he got married and lost his virginity.
56. Ryan Phillippe
Apparently he's going to be in Iceland filming for the next few months. Too bad Reese is so pretty.
55. Lee Ryan
The fugly in Blue. Nuff said.
54. 50 Cent
He'd have to pay me more than that.
53. Jeremy Sheffield
So soap operas truly are porn in disguise for women?
52. Vernon Kay
Vernon is a very unsexy name, don't you think?
51. Tom Swire
Oh, plays a footballer on TV. Meh.
50. Ben Adams
Blah. Some popster. Bad singer.
49. Steven Gerrard
One of those footballers who look like he's been hit in the face with the ball one too often.
48. Lenny Kravitz
Come on. The man is a dwarf.
47. Kelly Jones
Ah, finally a musician I'd sleep with.
46. Colin Firth
Only #46? Me thinks that Company readers need to watch their Pride and Prejudice DVDs more often or just Love Actually.
45. Micheal Owen
Probably the only English footballer I like. (Ryan Giggs is Welsh, right?)
44. Matt Damon
After the Bourne films, yes, yes, yes.
42. Simon Webbe
Only good thing about Blue.
43. Owen Wilson
Not my type but I see the attraction.
41. Joaquin Phoenix
Weee!
40. Jeremy Edwards
He's a minger. I'd do his ex-girlfriend though (that would be Rachel Stevens).
39. Enrique Iglesias
He can sing for me but still, not my type.
38. Ben Affleck
Lost it somewhere shortly after Good Will Hunting. Doesn't appear to be returning despite the fact he's a Harry Potter fan.
37. Clive Owen
Ummm, Clive.
36. Peter Andre
Are you kidding me? Did Jordan vote like 87 thousand times or something? 'Cause they are both equally disgusting and fake.
35. Julian McMahon
Not my type (plus he scares me).
34. Hugh Grant
*pats Hugh* He kind of gets on my nerves when he's not in character.
33. Hugh Jackman
Deserves to be much higher. Is sex.
32. Usher
Umm, no. I kind of hate flash types like him.
31. Bruce Willis
I didn't know that Romana and![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
glinglo had been voting in this poll. :P
30. Jesse Metcalfe
Hasn't won me over but has potential.
29. Adam Brody
:D He's all that. And more.
28. Ewan McGregor
*am all pleased now* Should be higher on the list though.
27. Josh Lucas
Interesting, how did he make it to this list? Is pretty though.
26. Josh Hartnett
Me likes.
25. Marcus Patrick
Who?
24. Keanu Reeves
Kind of has lost his lustre but isn't past the best of date yet.
23. Colin Farrell
Am sorry but ugh. Doesn't do a thing for me.
22. Vin Diesel
Are you kidding me? Didn't people see the advertisements for The Pacifier?
21. Freddie Ljungberg
Looks OK in underwear which can be a plus.
20. Fran Cosgrave
Come on, he's a rat.
19. Matthew McConaughey
Only ever liked him in Dazed and Confused, probably because his character waxes poetically about redheads.
18. Chad Michael Murray
Chad is very unsexy name.
17. Frank Lampard
Looks like a freaking squirrel.
16. Thierry Henry
I think the only reason why he's there, is because he can kick a ball. Not sure why that makes him sexy.
15. Robbie Williams
If I'd ever fancied him (which I never did), that would have evaporated completely when I saw the guy in flesh. Has a very big stick up his arse.
14. Will Smith
Gag me with a spoon.
13. George Clooney
Goody, I see that mum voted.
12. Tom Cruise
Insane isn't sexy.
11. Justin Timberlake
OK but belong further down the list.
10. Dermot O'Leary
Pass.
9. Ashton Kutcher
Is a tool.
8. Steve Jones
TV presenter guy. Kind of look like he's going to beat someone up. Um ... no.
7. Callum Best
Yay, another rat.
6. Nigel Harman
Soap opera actor. Looks untrustworthy. Not good.
5. David Beckham
God, Victoria can have him.
4. Jude Law
Yeah, though all the latest pictures of him look terrible but he'd just broken up with Sienna so that might explain it.
3. Johnny Depp
Naturellement
2. Orlando Bloom
You don't say.
And...
1. Brad Pitt
I'm weird. I have wanted to sleep with his characters (Tyler Durden comes to mind) but never himself.
Notable guys who didn't make the list:
Heath Ledger
Jake Gyllenhaal
Hayden Christensen
Pharrell Williams
Leonardo DiCaprio
Pierce Brosnan
Elijah Wood
Paul Bettany
Jake Davenport
Rodrigo Santoro
Toby Maguire
Sean Connery (come on, if you like granddaddies, he's the ultimate sexy old man).
(Feel free to come with guys you think should have been there)
100. Mel Gibson
Come on. He's past the best of date by like fifteen years. Plus he's a bit insane, not in a good way.
99. Al Pacino
OK, a better granddaddy to put there than the Gibson but still. He was sexy. Today he's geriatric.
98. Will Mellor
Some British TV actor. Has bulging muscles so I see why some might like him. Still he's one of those guys who has like no lips which I find off-putting.
97. John Cusack
John Cusack deserves to be much higher on the list. He's a doll baby.
96. Harvey
I think he might be a reality show contestant. Kind of cute on the little picture next to his name.
95. Eminem
I hope this is one of the cases where people find talent sexy.
94. Craig David
He's starting to look so old. (He's two years younger than me *facepalms*)
93. Adam Levine
Ah, the singer in Maroon 5. Has soulful eyes. Some chicks dig that.
92. Andy Garcia
Again past the best of date.
91. Keith Urban
Kind of cute. Cute country singer, you don't see them often.
90. Sean Bean
Only #90? What a disgrace. The man oozes sex. Open yer eyes, Company readers!
89. Eric Bana
Come on, he's top 10 material - not bottom 80. *am appalled*
88. Dougray Scott
Also deserves to be higher on the list.
87. Will Young
A total sweetie pie.
86. Rio Ferdinand
Meh.
85. Jon Bon Jovi
OK, a lot of girls are Bon Jovi fans. *gives up*
84. Alan Rickman
It is to be noted he's a new entry (this is a yearly list) but he hasn't done anything high profile since the PoA film. I smell
83. Johnny Knoxville
Come on, that guy is an utter knob-head.
82. Jason Merrelles
Phil from Queer As Folk UK? OK ... *backs aways slowly*
81. Gavin Henson
Mr Charlotte Church. Has an impressive six pack, also rugby is a manly sport (and very, very slashy) but I think Charl (they call her that in the tabloids) can have him.
80. Ben Freeman
British soap opera guy. Not all that.
79. Cristiano Ronaldo
One of the reasons why I did watch some of the Euro 2004 games. :D
78. Art Malik
British TV actor. Company seems to be stunned that he's there too.
77. Richard Gere
*yawn*
76. Charlie Simpson
Him from Busted, right? Yeah, no.
75. Paul Walker
I see the attraction but he really honestly doesn't do anything for me.
74. Viggo Mortensen
Nr. 74? Are you insane? Have the readers of Company stopped having wet dreams about Strider or what?
73. Russell Crowe
He can be a good actor but he's way too much of Neanderthal in real life to register that high.
72. Robert De Niro
Yeah, belonged there 25 years ago. That's a quarter of a century.
71. Olivier Martinez
Well, he's nice to Kylie. It's good to have nice men on the list.
70. Jonathan Ross
What? Huh? (OK, he appears to have gone on a diet and that might explain it).
69. James Denton
Ah, one of the Desperate Housewives guys. Meh.
68. Martin Henderson
Bride and Prejudice guy! Is HOT. (Not as hot as Aishwarya Rai though).
67. Lemar
Some boring R'n'B guy. Yeah, boring.
66. Darius Danesh
He looks so sleazy.
65. Harrison Ford
Past the date for me. Not for Calista Flockhart though.
64. Duncan James
Him from Blue, right? Looks like someone's idiotic brother.
63. Matt LeBlanc
Never wanted to sleep with Joey.
62. Lee Sharpe
You are kidding me, right? Reality TV apparently can revive past-it footballer (for god sake, he ended up playing football in Iceland).
61. Jared Leto
He's pretty. *purrs*
60. Christian Bale
Yup, yup.
59. Antonio Banderas
I've never been one for the latin lovers. Plus he really likes his women to be like a greasy pizza if Melanie Griffith is something to judge by.
58. Shane Ritchie
Looks like someone's uncle.
57. Ronan Keating
Lost his lustre when he got married and lost his virginity.
56. Ryan Phillippe
Apparently he's going to be in Iceland filming for the next few months. Too bad Reese is so pretty.
55. Lee Ryan
The fugly in Blue. Nuff said.
54. 50 Cent
He'd have to pay me more than that.
53. Jeremy Sheffield
So soap operas truly are porn in disguise for women?
52. Vernon Kay
Vernon is a very unsexy name, don't you think?
51. Tom Swire
Oh, plays a footballer on TV. Meh.
50. Ben Adams
Blah. Some popster. Bad singer.
49. Steven Gerrard
One of those footballers who look like he's been hit in the face with the ball one too often.
48. Lenny Kravitz
Come on. The man is a dwarf.
47. Kelly Jones
Ah, finally a musician I'd sleep with.
46. Colin Firth
Only #46? Me thinks that Company readers need to watch their Pride and Prejudice DVDs more often or just Love Actually.
45. Micheal Owen
Probably the only English footballer I like. (Ryan Giggs is Welsh, right?)
44. Matt Damon
After the Bourne films, yes, yes, yes.
42. Simon Webbe
Only good thing about Blue.
43. Owen Wilson
Not my type but I see the attraction.
41. Joaquin Phoenix
Weee!
40. Jeremy Edwards
He's a minger. I'd do his ex-girlfriend though (that would be Rachel Stevens).
39. Enrique Iglesias
He can sing for me but still, not my type.
38. Ben Affleck
Lost it somewhere shortly after Good Will Hunting. Doesn't appear to be returning despite the fact he's a Harry Potter fan.
37. Clive Owen
Ummm, Clive.
36. Peter Andre
Are you kidding me? Did Jordan vote like 87 thousand times or something? 'Cause they are both equally disgusting and fake.
35. Julian McMahon
Not my type (plus he scares me).
34. Hugh Grant
*pats Hugh* He kind of gets on my nerves when he's not in character.
33. Hugh Jackman
Deserves to be much higher. Is sex.
32. Usher
Umm, no. I kind of hate flash types like him.
31. Bruce Willis
I didn't know that Romana and
glinglo had been voting in this poll. :P30. Jesse Metcalfe
Hasn't won me over but has potential.
29. Adam Brody
:D He's all that. And more.
28. Ewan McGregor
*am all pleased now* Should be higher on the list though.
27. Josh Lucas
Interesting, how did he make it to this list? Is pretty though.
26. Josh Hartnett
Me likes.
25. Marcus Patrick
Who?
24. Keanu Reeves
Kind of has lost his lustre but isn't past the best of date yet.
23. Colin Farrell
Am sorry but ugh. Doesn't do a thing for me.
22. Vin Diesel
Are you kidding me? Didn't people see the advertisements for The Pacifier?
21. Freddie Ljungberg
Looks OK in underwear which can be a plus.
20. Fran Cosgrave
Come on, he's a rat.
19. Matthew McConaughey
Only ever liked him in Dazed and Confused, probably because his character waxes poetically about redheads.
18. Chad Michael Murray
Chad is very unsexy name.
17. Frank Lampard
Looks like a freaking squirrel.
16. Thierry Henry
I think the only reason why he's there, is because he can kick a ball. Not sure why that makes him sexy.
15. Robbie Williams
If I'd ever fancied him (which I never did), that would have evaporated completely when I saw the guy in flesh. Has a very big stick up his arse.
14. Will Smith
Gag me with a spoon.
13. George Clooney
Goody, I see that mum voted.
12. Tom Cruise
Insane isn't sexy.
11. Justin Timberlake
OK but belong further down the list.
10. Dermot O'Leary
Pass.
9. Ashton Kutcher
Is a tool.
8. Steve Jones
TV presenter guy. Kind of look like he's going to beat someone up. Um ... no.
7. Callum Best
Yay, another rat.
6. Nigel Harman
Soap opera actor. Looks untrustworthy. Not good.
5. David Beckham
God, Victoria can have him.
4. Jude Law
Yeah, though all the latest pictures of him look terrible but he'd just broken up with Sienna so that might explain it.
3. Johnny Depp
Naturellement
2. Orlando Bloom
You don't say.
And...
1. Brad Pitt
I'm weird. I have wanted to sleep with his characters (Tyler Durden comes to mind) but never himself.
Notable guys who didn't make the list:
Heath Ledger
Jake Gyllenhaal
Hayden Christensen
Pharrell Williams
Leonardo DiCaprio
Pierce Brosnan
Elijah Wood
Paul Bettany
Jake Davenport
Rodrigo Santoro
Toby Maguire
Sean Connery (come on, if you like granddaddies, he's the ultimate sexy old man).
(Feel free to come with guys you think should have been there)
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